lol text from dad

Pinoy1: Sino ang bagong. mayor ng Oakland?
Pinoy2: Si Quan.
Pinoy1: Sinong kwan? Akala ko si ano.

texty texts

ever since we got the family plan with unlimited text, my dad has become the KING of random texts. didn't get to see him today since the parents are in socal, but wanted to share some fun messages he's sent me in the past few months:

It's pouring cats and dogs but no SPCA to catch them. What say you?

You have a tax refund - total of $999. I'll give you 100 cents to make it a thousand. Luv papaya

Got 2 new eyeglasses from Costco this afternoon. They look so good the Optical manager asked if I could be a model for them. Said I'll think about it. Cooool ha?

WATCH OUT! THERE COULD BE A LEPRAUCON UNDER YOUR DESK. WHEN YOU SEE, KEEP YOUR EYES ON IT. DO NOT EVEN BLINK OR IT WILL DISAPPEAR. From St. Pat

It's April 1st. Even fools know how to text!

Mom is getting her hair done. Rhiyana-style.

It's 'Sprimmer'. You know what I mean?

Possible showers tonight could bring May flowers tomorrow then the pilgrims will come to dinner

Mom & I watched Benjamin Button last nite. Slept late. When I woke up this morning I looked younger. Magic!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ME, From You

that's my dad. =D always trying to make me smile even when i don't get to see him.

hope you all had a good day....cheers to my dad and yours!

seriously LoL

everyone else who was there knows...homeboy was unbelievably awkward! estelle with all her graciousness said, "give it up for matt...for trying."

i'll probably send him the one pic i got. at least he'll have something to show in exchange for the embarassment.