lol text from dad

Pinoy1: Sino ang bagong. mayor ng Oakland?
Pinoy2: Si Quan.
Pinoy1: Sinong kwan? Akala ko si ano.

the easy letdown

i really need to work on not smiling during delivery

sibling shenanigans

alex: mom refused a free BART ticket from baron davis! (see 1:45 of the above clip)
he's convinced it's her on the left, but i have my doubts
and of course she DOESN'T remember this happening, but says she would have taken free tickets if they were offered

after the finals game finished last night...
alex: let's do fitness tv on demand
me: which program should we do?
alex: carmen electra hip hop! YES!

this morning...
me: you stole my lunch!
alex: i, i, i
me: ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!
alex: there can only be one
me: you look good tonight michelle!
alex: ahahahahaa
alex: dude
why is your lunch so tiny
starving
i may have to hit the farmer's market
me: ahaha that's what you get for stealing it
alex: $6
for half a jerk chicken
the chocolate crossaints
and muffins
are to die for

for the scrooge in you

maybe i'm enjoying the season b/c i don't have finals...

speak on it linus

just in case

you didn't stumble across this already

ibiza (OHH...)

enjoy!